Last night Kate and I sat on the back porch of our neighbor’s house enjoying homemade beers and conversation. Max (2-years-old) played fetch with their dog and ran till he was a sweaty mess. When he rejoined us I asked him what Mommy was. He replied, “My sweetheart.” Our neighbors “awwwww’d.” I asked him what I was and he replied, “My buddy.” More “awwwww.” These are his new standard responses and latest party trick…then I thought I’d throw him a curveball and ask one more question, I asked him who Dodge was (his 5-month-old baby brother). Max thought for a moment then answered with conviction, “Dodge is a douchebag.”
Yeah. So…we will be starting a swear jar for me today. On the plus side, now we know how Max feels about Dodge.